when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper
im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look
I WLLL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING nap with you
So, my girlfriend wakes up in the middle of the nights sometimes, and if she notices I’m not close to her, she taps my face until I wake up and just holds her arms open and says, “Come. Warmth.” And then falls back asleep when I do as told.
this is the cutest thing ever
I’m holding a charity event tonight for people who can’t reach orgasm.
If you can’t come let me know.